"HOW COULD YOU BE SO DISRESPECTFUL?"
"I dunno man, take a chill pill, I just like this fur coat."
"THAT IS THE SKIN OF BALOU, ONE OF MY GREIL MERCENARIES! I WILL NOT PERMIT YOU TO POKE FUN AT HIS PAINFUL DEATH THIS WAY!"
"Well, seeing as he was kind of very sliced up to begin with, I don't think this changes much...I even added a zipper! And it has a nice badge on it..."
"KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THAT BADGE! IF YOU WANT A BADGE YOU SHOULD WORK FOR IT! LIKE BASS DID!"
As the row continues, you decide to look at Balou's role PM to save time.
You are Jeigan.
You are an old school knight, a man who wishes to maximize strategy and minimize injuries. Anyone who thinks you are too old for the job you are doing has it wrong - in fact, you could not be any better than today. With your help, there will be no need for those silly holy staves to heal wounds.
Once per night, you may PM the host with "Night X - Knightly Vow to USER". You will swear an oath to protect that user against kills during the night. You cannot protect yourself, since it would be a very unknightly thing to do. Plus, they would think you are getting senile when they see you talking to yourself.
You have 0G.
The next body isn't much of a body, but more of what looks like the remains of a body coated in milk, blood and feathers, completely torn apart by some animal who came to kill without eating its prey. Due to the lack of a spoon in the death scene, you conclude that this must be thunda, or Mulan, for the 3 or so people who didn't know that. Do you think it's air he's no longer breathing?
You are Hannibal Smith.
You're the brains of the A-team. You know what they say about the A-team? No one ever dies. That's all your doing. Ike has contacted the mysterious Chinese to hire the A-team, but he only had enough money for one of you. You will be your money's worth though!
You have a plan. Once per night, you may PM the host with "Night X - Plan USER". This user and his faction will be the target of your master plan. If anyone allied with him successfully kills you, you will be able to resurrect at any point of time later (Night/Day X - Rise), rather than stay dead. Like you did one time during your funeral. You will be revived under a new alias.
You have the Spoon. Actually, you don't, since there is no spoon.
You have 10G.
There is no next body, but you're sure it will show up sometime, as Dale has gone missing. It's getting emptier in the Disneyland resort, which is emphasized by the lack of items in the store.
There is one positive note though. It seems that Merlin is on his feet again.
Ike seems to have calmed down. That, or relieved of all his anger in some other way, because the NPC is now lying on the ground with wound on his head. He now asks everyone's attention for the anonymous messenger.
Ike listen to the fans and PM Scrubs
The messenger giggles, and then leaves the scene. And once again everyone gathers in a circle, Ike in the middle, ready for the next public lynch.
It is now Day 4. It will last until Tuesday, 11:00am GMT, to get back to normal update time.
My apologies for the delay. While it was just one night for everyone else here, it was a terrible series of days for me. All Night 3 PMs should be in. If not, contact Mekkah.